Here's the problem: Because of the tree, every day when I leave work, my car looks like a flock of seagulls has been circling my car, trying to recover from drinking some bad Mexican water. (Montezuma's revenge = No fun!) The bird poop is splattered on the roof, hood, windshield, doors, trunk... basically anywhere that is exposed to sunlight.
So, what do I do? I mean, that is my parking spot. You know what I mean? And it is the only spot in the shade and there is nothing I hate more than working all day in the hot, humid weather and then having to go climb into a car that is even more hot and humid.
Hell with those freakin' birds. (Whateva, whateva...) I'll park where I want!
4 comments:
Solution: Get a gun. Shoot the birds.
You're welcome.
Consider yourself lucky. I left the windows open when I made a quick stop the other day and a bird pooped in my car.
Dave.... uhh, I mean... "Potential Rapist": I prefer non-violence. Plus, I don't want bird guts all over my car along with the poop.
Blogarita: Gross! I'll count my blessings!
No you don't shoot the birds. You try to reason with them, offer them a bribe perhaps. Now what could you offer them?? Hmm...
You do know of course that they do this intentionally. They spot the car closest to the door and do this even if there's NO tree in sight. It's like they have nothing better to do ya know?
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