Top Twenty Oxymorons

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly

9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works


Fantastagirl said...

Thank you for the laughs... Microsoft works.... ha ha ha ha ha!

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Dave Morris said...

CP will have something to say about the title of this post, it IS infringing on her blog name.

Mr. Fabulous said...

So is there actually no lemonade here? Because I am a tad parched. Some lemonade would hit the spot?


Dave Morris said...

One more for the list: happily married.

Not sure if that one qualifies.