Avast, ye salty sea dogs!


Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Have yer saucy wench find yer eye patch and be havin' a few cups of grog with some mateys after the work day be done.

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
1. You. Pants Off. Now!

(Interested in learning the intricacies of speaking "Pirate"? Click here. I tried to post this video here on the blog, but it wouldn't show up for some reason. Check it out, though. It is hilarious!)


Blogarita said...

The closest I come to pirate-speak is ordering the Fish-n-More at Long John Silver's.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Very cute.

Dave Morris said...

Barnacles on the rudder sounds like a penicillin issue to me.