Happy Friday!

I am opposed to forwarding every joke e-mail that I get to everyone in my address book. However, a friend sent this one to me and I thought it was funny enough to share. Plus, I don't have anything to blog about.


  • You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
  • You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends go up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
  • You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic inbed." That's Telemarketing.
  • You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say,"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
  • You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
  • You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
  • Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.
  • You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
  • You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass. That's the Governor of California.
  • You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended. That's America.


blakbyrd797 said...

Hey, that's pretty good! Especially the last two, hehe.

I almost never appreciate when people send me forwards and refuse to propgate them unless they are really really funny. The thing is, these same jokes have been circulating the Internet since it's conception. So I get sick of seeing the same stuff over and over again, and I'm sure other people do, too. It's like they go through cycles every few years--you won't see a particular forward for a while and then all of a sudden there it is again and everyone immediately sends it to their entire address book. Ugh.

Yeah, good one, though! LOL.

arthist99 said...


rosemary said...

I'm at a party and see a handsome guy and tell him that, he'd ask In what decade lady? Great morning laugh; thanks.