New Job = Long Commute = Way Too Much Time to Think

Word of the Day: Flusterated. (Actually heard used in a presentation this morning.)

Statistic: The average number of sexual partners a woman has in her life is three. For a man, it is eight. Somewhere between five and ninety-nine of those women are lying.

Decals: You know those decals that people put on their cars with the little Calvin character pissing on "fill-in-the-blank"? The other day I saw a car with Calvin taking a whizz on the word "Terrorists." Does anybody else find this slightly ironic? I mean, isn't the naughty look mischievous Calvin gives over his shoulder in its own way showing that he knows his behavior is a minor form of terrorism? Making people not want to buy "fill-in-the-blank" because if you do, he's going to pee on it?

Advice: When beginning a family, parents should never allow themselves to be outnumbered by their own offspring. Child rearing should always be maintained with man-to-man coverage.


Street Names: A recent visitor to the area had a fun time learning his way around town. His favorite roadways: Duchesne and Upper Bottom.

Question: What is the story with the crying? I used to pride myself on the fact that I never cried. However, the smallest things have the ability to get me all teary-eyed these days. (And it isn't PMS, I swear.) For example, I was listening to the radio the other day and heard an advertisement from AmerenUE talking about its response to the recent power outages. It mentioned a man who had passed away while working to restore electricity. I got all choked up and had to blink back tears as I drove down the road. I need to get a freakin' grip!

Photo: Check out this hottie! Doesn't it make you wonder what you would see if you really did look in his window?