6.28.2006

The Untold Story of the World's First Dieters

I can't take credit for it, but it is pretty funny....

By Barbara Quinn
KNIGHT RIDDER NEWSPAPERS

The real story of creation...


In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with colorful fruits and vegetables of all kinds so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.Then Satan created doughnuts and ice cream. And Man and Woman ate of them. And Satan smiled.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented thick creamy dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.

God then said, "Behold, I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and chicken-fried steak.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake and named it "Angel Food." And Satan created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes for his children. And Satan gave them cable TV with a remote control.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and fat. And Satan created the 99-cent double bacon cheeseburger and asked, "You want to super-size those fries?"

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery........



And Satan created HMOs.

3 comments:

Nichole said...

OMG that was great!!

Lee Ann said...

That is great!
Thank you for stopping in at the Castle, I hope you will come by more often.

Dave Morris said...

Proof satan is a chick.

;)