Nothing to blog...

I'm kind of caught up in some personal stuff right now and my veritable fount of ideas for blogging (haha... that's sarcasm, folks) seems to have dried up like roadkill in the middle of the August sun.

Anyway, here's a list of rhetorical questions to give you something to ponder. I can't take credit for coming up with them, (give credit where credit is due) but I think you'll find them rather humorous.

- If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

- Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?

- How did a fool and his money GET together?

- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

- What's another word for thesaurus?

- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

- What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

- Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

- Does fuzzy logic tickle?

- Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

- Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

- Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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