"I fahrt in your zhenerail die-rectshon!"
"'Tis only a flesh wound!"
"Perhaps it was an African swallow..."
"I'm not dead yet!"
Okay, I think I've gotten that out of my system. I saw Monty Python's SPAMalot over the weekend and it was everything I expected it to be. It had all the fabulous (quirky) quotes from the original MP & The Holy Grail plus some pretty funny additional scenes. I highly recommend it to any Monty Python fan.
Outside the theater, there was a bonus:
That's right... THE SPAMMOBILE!
They were actually handing out free samples of SPAM!While we're on the topic of SPAM (which we are) here is a labeled diagram of a can of SPAM.
And, a list of the best uses for SPAM (other than eating it, of course):
- Makes a good decoy for those annoying dogs that follow you around whenever you escape.
- The oil from just one can can generate enough electricity to liposuck the fat from the asscheek of a Californian.
- 10,000 sundried Spam blocks + a little drywall mud = a new brick veneer finish for the old double wide.
- Stuff into underwear for instant Bridget Jones costume.
- The high oil content makes it an excellent suntanning product that doubles as a tasty beach treat.
- Handy sink stopper.
- Can be carved into very attractive lawn sculptures.
- Set two or three slices side by side: instant mouse pad!
10 comments:
I don't like Spam.
I do! I like green eggs and spam. But only in a box with a fox. Or in a house with a mouse.
Actually, we used to dine on fried spam sandwiches when I was little. Not TOO bad.
Also, if you butterfly the loaf, put maraschino cherries and peanut butter in the cracks, sprinkle on a little brown sugar and bake it at 350 for 30 minutes, it's pretty delicious. If you're, you know, a homeless guy or something.
Word ver: oaueoe ... which is often the noise people make after eating spam.
My Grandpa worked at Austin MN Hormel plant as a young man. Because of this - Spam and hot dogs are not allowed in his house - so growing up - we never ever had to eat Spam. (I actually feel quite lucky about that!)
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam. And a note to anonymous...clearly, you have never had a Spam omelet.
Just testing to see if I still show up as anonymous.
I still don't like Spam. I prefer Armor Treet.
I haven't seen Spamalot, but now that you've mentioned it I have to go!
Love Monty Python,
have to see that show.
"Nod, nod, wink, wink,
know what I mean...
Got any pictures?"
thank you for solving the age ol question, "what's for lunch?"
Im soo going to see it Sunday night. I Can't wait!
Ahh, Spam. Something my Mama liked. But I don't. This post cracked me the hell up.
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