"Thanks, Old Dude"

My opinion of Paris Hilton has just increased ten-fold in a matter of a 1-minute and 50-second "Funny or Die" clip. I wonder what Britney will come up with.

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BTW - Did you know that Paris' parents are contributors to the McCain campaign? How's that for pissing in your Wheaties?