Therefore, we will be instituting the following cost cutting measures:
- All invitations will be issued by Evite.
- RSVP's must be received within one week of the Evite being sent. If you have not responded, you will be removed from the guest list. No exceptions.
- We'll be asking my friend, Mike B., to perform the ceremony. He was ordained through the Internets.
- We will be using Chris's karaoke machine and CD's for entertainment at the reception.
- Which will be held in the parking lot at the new White Castles in Troy, MO. (Mmmmm... Crave Case...)
- BYOB.
- And, if you want to be able to sit down, a lawn chair.
- Please include a gift receipt with all gifts. And pay cash when you buy them. Then, we can return the gifts and get the money to pay the bill at the White Castles.
- We'll be using a check from a closed account at the Aldi to pay for floral arrangements.
- Honeymoon? One word: Branson!
Be sure to check your e-mail for the Evite... It is going to be a beatiful ceremony!