12.26.2006

Santa's Already Visited, So Screw This Being Good Stuff!

Dave and I rewrote the words to a few Christmas/Winter songs... My favorite is "Prosty the Snow Whore." We were pretty impressed with our originality, but, alas, at least one other person knows of Prosty and has posted about her on the Net. Oh, well.


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Q: Why do seagulls fly by the sea?


A: Because if they flew by the bay, they'd be bagels! (Bay-Gulls! Get it?)

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Driving down to Warsaw, MO over the weekend, Dave and I saw lots of these round hay bales.


I read somewhere recently that they are actually illegal in most states.


Apparently, the horses don't get a square meal!


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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese newspaper.


Do you get it? Me, neither! I get the St. Louis Post Dispatch!

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Okay, sorry for all that. But, maybe it made you chuckle just a little bit. Don't let the post-holiday blues get you down!

12 comments:

Dave Morris said...

Click here to see what I think about your jokes.

Blogarita said...

Them there's some jokes worthy of Kornfield Kounty. :)

Nobody said...

Those were really bad... I like Dave's comment. That made me LOL!

Fantastagirl said...

Violet have you been hanging out with my kids?????

Those were terrible!

Ari said...

Hey, no fair! You have to post the lyrics to Prosty the Snow Whore immediately! :)

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Ah, Violet. Bagels? That's just too cute!

Uncle Mikey said...

i've always wondered about those large hay bales... i think that's how the farmers buy them, then they have to roll them out and spread the hay around to fill the field.

Caroline Bender said...

Dear Violet - thank you for the holiday week blog. I have come home from the yearly family re-enactment. and you are my only Blogmate with new stuff. (And I include myself.) I intended to explore WHY Batman smells,and why only at Christmas... but I couldn't get it going.Happy Gnu Ear.

Sling said...

I like the chicken joke :)
They have those round hay bales in Colorado too.One day thay are in the field,and the next day they're gone!..Aliens,no doubt.

Kim Leslie said...

Chinese newspaper! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!.....whew! THAT'S a good one! Hee hee hee hee hee.....

Nope. I don't get it either. But what do I know. I'm drunk.

Yeah, him. said...

Happy new year!! Enjoy the being bad stuff - 358 days until Santa makes you accountable again.

LBseahag said...

that chicken joke is gonna aggrevate me til i figure it out...

happy new year!