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Q: Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
A: Because if they flew by the bay, they'd be bagels! (Bay-Gulls! Get it?)**********
Driving down to Warsaw, MO over the weekend, Dave and I saw lots of these round hay bales.
I read somewhere recently that they are actually illegal in most states.
Apparently, the horses don't get a square meal!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese newspaper.Do you get it? Me, neither! I get the St. Louis Post Dispatch!
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Okay, sorry for all that. But, maybe it made you chuckle just a little bit. Don't let the post-holiday blues get you down!
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Them there's some jokes worthy of Kornfield Kounty. :)
Those were really bad... I like Dave's comment. That made me LOL!
Violet have you been hanging out with my kids?????
Those were terrible!
Hey, no fair! You have to post the lyrics to Prosty the Snow Whore immediately! :)
i've always wondered about those large hay bales... i think that's how the farmers buy them, then they have to roll them out and spread the hay around to fill the field.
Dear Violet - thank you for the holiday week blog. I have come home from the yearly family re-enactment. and you are my only Blogmate with new stuff. (And I include myself.) I intended to explore WHY Batman smells,and why only at Christmas... but I couldn't get it going.Happy Gnu Ear.
I like the chicken joke :)
They have those round hay bales in Colorado too.One day thay are in the field,and the next day they're gone!..Aliens,no doubt.
Chinese newspaper! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!.....whew! THAT'S a good one! Hee hee hee hee hee.....
Nope. I don't get it either. But what do I know. I'm drunk.
Happy new year!! Enjoy the being bad stuff - 358 days until Santa makes you accountable again.
that chicken joke is gonna aggrevate me til i figure it out...
happy new year!
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