Funny Stuff

Okay, okay, I know that I promised not to talk about American Idol all the time on this blog, but I happened upon this commentary by Craig Berman and was laughing my @$$ off as I read it. I know that you all are lazy bastards and most of you won't actually click on the link to read it, so I'll pull out a couple of quotes to share with you:

• It’s still early in “American Idol’s” sixth season, but environmentalists like Al Gore are already clamoring for this year’s cast to be extended indefinitely. With all the waterworks coming from the semifinalists, a little bit of engineering could provide enough water to irrigate the entire greater Hollywood area and make droughts a thing of the past.
• But this season seems to have more criers than most. Even Kellie Pickler nearly broke down at the end of her guest performance. Not only is she not a contestant, she’s already sold dozens of records, guest-hosted “The View,” and apparently hired Dolly Parton’s wardrobe consultant, hair stylist and comedy writers.
• [Hunt] shared the stage with both Barba and the 17-year-old Jordin Sparks. Barba got sent to safety first, as the teenage boys hoping for more risqué photos to crop up on the Internet carried the day.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.